Aquarium is down! I repeat, Aquarium is down. And it was a hard enough hit that he’s no longer wearing his fishbowl on his head, so someone better throw him in a puddle or a Tauntaun.
Not much to say during the action scenes. But it looks like Team Kick is definitely winning. Although, the amount of collateral damage is going up. Back in the old days Team Kick had to concern themselves with collateral damage because they would get fined by the powers that be for breaking stuff. This is different. Technically, they do own all of these roads and buildings based on the laws of Villain City. So these darn Justice heroes are coming into their home and breaking all their stuff.
Maybe they can send an invoice to the SHMB after the battle.
So it WASN’T the “Dawning Of The Age Of Aquarium”!!* Well that’s a kick in the er…..
*Total Boomer reference there…
“It’s going to be the same answer every time.” LOVE it!
“Kicking solves everything.” ~Kickman
Good lord the Justice Rangers are useless. (Superior Man really carried that team.)
Black Bat. He had a plan for EVERYTHING!
Now just imagine if Greyhawk was on the Justice Rangers? Would Superior Man still be carrying them?
…Maybe? The one time we saw Black Bat’s plan in action Superior Man beat him instantly (Superior planning). I’m starting to think Superior Man kept the Justice rangers around for lols. Like the whole justice rangers are one big case of training them wrong… as a joke.
Oh shit that actually works. Cecil keeps the game going because no one’s big enough to topple him. Regular payments to Superior Man to keep the “game” going (and Black Bat to justify the tech hero). He sells tech to heroes -and- villains, and keeps control on every level, down to having them using his apps. Totally corporatized heroism.
Grayhawk was on the Justice Rangers… for about an hour and a half.
He did complete a bunch of their missions in the time it took them to assemble…
Love Kickman’s dolphin impression. 🙂 I’m sure he did the dolphin kick while swimming in the river. 🙂 After all, snark is one of his specialties.
He also learned to talk to fish just to screw with Aquarium
Not to nitpick, but a “dolphin kick” is done with feet together, as you would swimming the Butterfly Stroke. What Kickman is doing in Panel 5 is a “flutter kick” in which your feet alternate up/down motion, as you would in the Australian Crawl (or “Freestyle”).
Former boys state swimming champion here…😁
Like Patrick Dempsey in The Man From Atlantis.
I am the Foot.
I am Funk.
I. AM.
KICKMAN!!
Still kicking.
Q: Did you hear about Kickman’s penchant for roundhousing nuns?
A: I hear he’s kicked the habit…
Groan….
Whoo! Superhero landing! You know, that’s really hard on your knees.
When you have super strong legs, it’s only hard on the pavement.
Our hero admits to being a one-kick pony.
Anyway, the point is, he’s alive and kicking!
(Sorry? Why would I be sorry?)
Simple Minds drop. Nice.
I hate to disappoint, but the song that was going in my head when I was typing that was by Mr. Big. (Same title, though.)
WHAT???? You are dead to me!
That “what” was as bad as Darth Vader’s “what” when the Millenium Falcon blew up one of his wingmen in the Deathstar trench run.
As Bruce Lee once said:
‘I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times.’