Crushed by 10 metric tons of coccyx, backed up by 400 kilotons of Mabel!
Actually, I have no idea what the weight ratio of a large woman to her coccyx is. Surprisingly Alexa offered no insights when asked.
Massive Mabel has the power to increase her mass and density so she was not hurt by the fall. I know what you’re thinking, the pavement should be shattered for miles around. Normally, yes, it would be like a meteorite strike, however, the Inertrium construction of the super prison prevented more widespread destruction. Yeah, yeah… that’s the ticket.
Next issue: Contingency 40!
Rest in Peace Sue Namei. We’va all loved so many names since last page, but there’s something here for everybody. I just want to say that Tongue Tyrant has the most badass name to power ratio i’ve seen. I’d watch the hell of a Tongue Tyrant TV series.
I’ll get on the horn with Sony Studios about a movie trilogy ASAP. Tongue Tyrant, First Licks. Tongue Tyrant, Aftertaste. Tongue Tyrant, Bittersweet Victory!
Tongue Tyrant would be a supervillain working in the fashion industry, causing mayhem. You’d call it Tongue in Chic… 🙂
I would love to have a crossover with Zoolander.
Depending on wind resistance, with a fall height of 500m, Mabel may have reached a speed of up to 356.4km/h, or just over 220 mph. That’s about a million newtons of force. Nice!
With that many Newtons he’d be squished like a fig! (I am so, so sorry…)
provided his superior toughness doesn’t keep him from being injured. Alternately, he’ll never look at women’s asses the same way again…unless he’s looking at Mabel’s in the way he’s looked at all the others. {this IS the guy who was rating and scoring females and wanted them topless with implants, after all, so maybe ‘Superior shallow’.) I guess the other jokes make themselves though, imagine the narrator of one of those 30s and 40s cinema serials saying “Is Superiorman Man Enough for Massive Mabel??” (No need to throw the beer bottles, I’ll see myself out…)
Is anyone else completely unnerved by Monkey Spider?