Emperor Superior Man continues to rule the world issuing random and juvenile edicts, although I think most of us would agree with Superior Edicts #’s 3 through 14 regarding traffic etiquette. Some of those are just plain good manners and common sense. “3 cars go through on the yellow!”
After two weeks, still no sign of resistance to this tyrannical idiocy. Where are the super heroes? Where is The Hero Formerly Known As Kickman? Where is Chuck Norris?
Find out in (not quite) next week’s episode of Kickman Returns!
I was slightly less lazy with the art this week.
Superior as a word outlawed unless *not* related to Superior Man? Isn’t that backwards? Has he gone nuts with the strain already?
Yeah, I saw that I mixed up my word salad after I uploaded this strip. I was hoping no one would notice the news ticker at the bottom and would be focusing on the news anchor in her lace bra. 3 Kick Points to MerlinOfTheTower for spotting the mistake my editor missed. Full disclosure: I am the editor.
Wait… use of the word “superior” is outlawed unless it does NOT refer to Superior Man? That doesn’t seem to fit the trend here!
One assumes he’s the one renaming everything.
Well, the Superior Edicts were coming out at Superior Speed, so the news ticker guy messed it up. He was fired. I mean literally, he was set on fire. Superior Man doesn’t put up with that kind of sloppy work!
OK, Who doesn’t think that hand-to-hand combat thing might be kind of cool? “May Madness”?
And can we get a chart so we know where 8.5 on the Superior Babe Scale is? (Just seeking knowledge…)
I just did a quick search, and South Korea has roughly double the population making it a 50M Vs 25M person bout. One would need to have Superior Vision in order to appreciate the full magnitude of the fight as it unfolds. Although I guess you could just watch the highlights on YouTube, since every single person in South Korea would no doubt have a smartphone.
As to the chart… I don’t want to get labeled as a misogynist… but let’s just say that according to the Superior Babe Scale, in a world where there are superheroines with super physiques… Jessica Alba is an 8.5. (Jessica Alba has always been my go to “pretty girl,” but she’s been out of acting busy managing her billion-dollar company, so maybe not as great a reference point…)
I’m looking forward to Superior Man’s approach to property taxes and intellectual property licencing…
I can also see him providing some pretty effective justice:
– insider trading- get turned inside out
– peeping Tom (not named superior man)- lasered
– excessive speed- get launched into orbit
– prostitution- be forced to witness ‘superior loving’…
“– prostitution- be forced to witness ‘superior loving’…”
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- pant- oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hm. Must be tuesday in Superior World.
Speaking of charts, can we also get one about the Social Status Ranks?