Ha Ha! Lana is a big poop!
Kickman descends into toilet humor.
Don’t worry, the Justice Rangers are almost at their full roster. Next week, meet the entire team. Including Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick in his new superhero identity!
I haven’t really given any hints as to his new name. So 10 Kick Points to anyone who guesses it. Or, 10 Kick Points to anyone that suggests a new name that I like better than his planned name. Just try to get to me before I letter next week’s comic. Which to be honest will probably be Saturday night sometime.
Excelsior!
Well he might be the brains of the Justice Rangers, but he is still Kickman’s no.2. I’m saying FootSoldier
Doesn’t every Kicker need a Holder? (And the Kick is GOOD!) (He MISSED! Lets take a look, And the Holder didn’t have the ball right!)*
*Too many NFL playoff games here.
“Generic Ball Holder” probably wouldn’t work though….
Also
Generic Kung-Fu Justice Ranger.
Martial Matt
Gray Bat
Grey Bat
Pamphlet Master
Leeeer0y Jenkins the IIIrd
Ok, Foot Soldier was pretty clever. Also, the Gray/Grey obsession of Matt’s (mine). But I am also awarding Rick Rude, Jr 8 total Kick Points for having PSYCHIC POWERS! Not just because you guessed half of Matt’s name in one of your guesses (not going to say which one). But also, because your psychic powers actually anticipated the plot of the next Java Jaguar strip with one of your guesses (check back on Wednesday).
Matt would probably keep it simple, perhaps just: Generic Kung-Fu Superhero.
Ha! Good one. 3 Kick Points to Xavier for making me chuckle.
Brainstorming suggestions for Matt’s name:
Kung-Fu Boy (nod to Sticky Buns’ pet name for Matt)
Kung-Fu Ranger
Kung-Fu Justice
Generic Ranger
Generic Superhero
Kung-Fu Superhero
The Grey Ghost (had to be a little different)
Generic Kick-Fu Ranger
Kung-Fu Sidekick
The Grey Sidekick
Who’s Kicking Now? (Okay, that one was just a joke suggestion)
Grey Matter (Play on Matt’s name.)
Martial Ranger. (Ranger Martial?)
Grey Justice
Side-Kickman
Side-Kick-Man
Slide-Kick-Man
Stride-Kick-Man
Snide-Kick-Man
Bride-Kick-Ma… no, wait, wrong direction
Twist Kick [my fav somehow] also called the Dragon Kick (a type of side kick, where you feint at doing a roundhouse, but it’s still a side kick through and through)
Side Punch
Kick Side
Gray/ey Ring
What’s the Matt’a?
Sticks-to-buns
2nd edition man
Dungeon Mattster – dear God, sorry everyone, I’m through