Some people work hard. Others are hit in the head by Destiny’s Hammer.

The horoscope also explains an unusual demographic anomaly in Honolulu, where there are only 13 people still alive that were born in the month of February 1995.

Also, you may want to pay extra attention to this page, just in case someone asks you “What’s Kickman’s astrological sign?’ perhaps on a game show or in a bar bet.