Grayhawk look a little bit angrier than usual in this page? He’s not doing any banter or taunting. I think he might be a little bit angry at Sparta for almost killing his not-really-ex-girlfriend. I mean, did he even know if there were people in that building that he threw her into?
Since he’s being so quiet I thought I’d let someone else do a voice-over for this page.
I’m leaving my Weimaraner sit today and will be on the road for about 5 days before starting a new two-dog sit in Huntington Beach. It was actually hot today in the Anaheim area and I spent the morning with my mom and her husband at Knott’s Berry Farm. Haven’t been there since I was a kid. And just discovered that my AC is not working in my van. Wasn’t a problem before, since I’ve only been using the heater for the last couple of months, but now that I’m in southern California I’d better get on that.
You can contribute to the “Keep Matt Cool” fund by joining my Patreon, donating via Paypal, or buying a Java Jaguar book. Or just send me a can of coolant.
I’ve actually already started on the next chapter of Real Superheroines, but I wanted to announce that I’m launching a new secret site called Real Superheroines Live, although now I kind of want to call it Sealperherines Live.
So my current comic release schedule has been Sunday: Kickman, Thursday: Java Jaguar, the other 5 days of the week: Real Superheroines. I don’t usually upload the Real Superheroines to the scroll until I’ve collected a batch of them. But from now on I will be uploading a new RSH panel five days a week. In addition, since it is being released “live” I will be including commentary and bloopers from the daily filming segments for a behind-the-scenes look at the making of this groundbreaking reality TV show.
When I say this is a “secret site” it means that it will have limited access. Any Patreon subscribers will have access and I’ll probably allow anyone to use Kick Points to purchase a monthly pass. Or just drop a buck in the Paypal tip jar for a month’s access. I haven’t decided yet. Also, I still have to generate the site. As we speak, Bluehost is installing WordPress into a new domain for me but it’s been going for like 20 minutes.
Any questions? Drop them below. Any comments? Drop them below. Any complaints? Drop them below. Actually, I guess the only option is to drop anything you have below, since I’m fairly certain none of you have my phone number.
Look, there’s a hyperlink and everything. Real Superheroines LIVE is now live! Actually, I thought it was live yesterday until I tried to view it on my phone. Be sure to bookmark this page and come back every day (well…. most days M, T, W–which is today–F, S) to see the behind-the-scenes making of The Real Superheroines of Hive Valley.
The site is password-protected, but for the rest of the month of February at least, I’m giving out the password to everyone. In honor of Generative AI that cannot spell, the starting password will be:
> Since you’re planning on expanding this into a full fictional show, any chance of an AI television format?
> Will we get to see the interviews from the applicants who didn’t make it on the show?
> Is Phantom Lady looking for a mute boyfriend? Inquiring mimes want to know!
> Have you thought of creating a Java Jaguar™ brand coffee mixture?
> Two trains leave opposite stations at 4:20 traveling 69 miles per hour. Assuming each train has a maximum speed of 5318008 and a weight of the reader’s mom, how long will it take for each train to arrive at its respective destination?
> When the AI tools are good enough, I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to make full 20- to 30-minute animated episodes. Complete with fake celebrity voices. Everyone can start arguing over which celebrity should voice which heroine.
> Hmmm. That’s a good idea. That could be a whole chapter. Let me cogitate on a title… “Almost Real Superheroines”?
> She’d be okay with a mute boyfriend, but like 80% of people in the superhero community, she is afraid of clown, so no mimes.
> I don’t have any coffee connections, but if you do, I’d totally be up for making a Java blend.
> They’ll each take exactly 69 seconds to arrive (Trains traveling at 69 mph that weigh as much as your mom clearly operate under very special relativistic units where distance, time, and dignity all collapse into the same punchline.)
Any questions? Awesome!!
> Since you’re planning on expanding this into a full fictional show, any chance of an AI television format?
> Will we get to see the interviews from the applicants who didn’t make it on the show?
> Is Phantom Lady looking for a mute boyfriend? Inquiring mimes want to know!
> Have you thought of creating a Java Jaguar™ brand coffee mixture?
> Two trains leave opposite stations at 4:20 traveling 69 miles per hour. Assuming each train has a maximum speed of 5318008 and a weight of the reader’s mom, how long will it take for each train to arrive at its respective destination?
> When the AI tools are good enough, I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to make full 20- to 30-minute animated episodes. Complete with fake celebrity voices. Everyone can start arguing over which celebrity should voice which heroine.
> Hmmm. That’s a good idea. That could be a whole chapter. Let me cogitate on a title… “Almost Real Superheroines”?
> She’d be okay with a mute boyfriend, but like 80% of people in the superhero community, she is afraid of clown, so no mimes.
> I don’t have any coffee connections, but if you do, I’d totally be up for making a Java blend.
> They’ll each take exactly 69 seconds to arrive (Trains traveling at 69 mph that weigh as much as your mom clearly operate under very special relativistic units where distance, time, and dignity all collapse into the same punchline.)
I’m all for this new project, looking forward to new comics from you nearly every day!
I live to entertain *deep bow with flourish*
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