Oooh! Ooh! Add these last two lines of dialog.
Grayhawk: “And if at any point I hear you say ‘Oh, God’ I am out.”
Elizabeth St. Augustine: “Shut up and kiss me.”
But… that may have killed the serious mood. After all, they may never see each other again! This could be goodbye! Although, it’s not like they even had an on-again, off-again relationship. But, let’s just call Elizabeth his “wartime” girlfriend for now. I never did conduct that poll that I thought about a while back. I think I’ll do it now. At least, I think I will, it’s been a long time since I generated one of these… poll will run for 13 days so I can post results two weeks from now.

Even scribbled out a quick sketch of all three ladies. Otherwise, Elizabeth has an unfair advantage since she’s currently appearing in the comic. Everyone, be sure to argue about why your choice is the best choice and why the other chicks are skanks.


Blue Bat (my vote), owing to she’s someone who can also appreciate/discuss/aid his contingencies. It’s important for two folks to be able to support one another in various ways.
It just occurred to me there are some other options that should be included. Like… Virgo? And the waitress from Mom’s House of Pies.