Oooh! Ooh! Add these last two lines of dialog.
Grayhawk: “And if at any point I hear you say ‘Oh, God’ I am out.”
Elizabeth St. Augustine: “Shut up and kiss me.”
But… that may have killed the serious mood. After all, they may never see each other again! This could be goodbye! Although, it’s not like they even had an on-again, off-again relationship. But, let’s just call Elizabeth his “wartime” girlfriend for now. I never did conduct that poll that I thought about a while back. I think I’ll do it now. At least, I think I will, it’s been a long time since I generated one of these… poll will run for 13 days so I can post results two weeks from now.
Even scribbled out a quick sketch of all three ladies. Otherwise, Elizabeth has an unfair advantage since she’s currently appearing in the comic. Everyone, be sure to argue about why your choice is the best choice and why the other chicks are skanks.
Who is the best romantic match for Grayhawk?
- Elizabeth St. Augustine (55%, 12 Votes)
- Blue Bat (18%, 4 Votes)
- Other (18%, 4 Votes)
- Sticky Buns (9%, 2 Votes)
Total Voters: 22
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Blue Bat (my vote), owing to she’s someone who can also appreciate/discuss/aid his contingencies. It’s important for two folks to be able to support one another in various ways.
It just occurred to me there are some other options that should be included. Like… Virgo? And the waitress from Mom’s House of Pies.
Are naughty nuns a thing in this comic? Is Mat into that?
Ex-nun! EX-nun! Totally fair game. I checked with the Vatican.
I’m glad they’ve become so much more agreeable. You know, Vatican, Vatican’t.
Going with ESA for the best of reasons: Recency Bias! 😁
I’m realizing how different each of these gals are. In personalities and physical appearance.
would you consider updating the ‘our heroes’ section into a full dramatis personae? Might help for new readers
It is somewhat incomplete. I had a second page of “supporting cast” but removed that link because all it had was the original 5 Justice Rangers, 2 of whom are deceased.
IMPORTANT! I just threw in an “Other” vote, so that I can see the current standings and saw that a lot of other people voted “Other.” If you cast a vote for “Other” you should comment with your choice and defend your position.
I certainly wouldn’t call Blue Bat or Sticky Buns skanks (even out of earshot), but I voted Elizabeth because they’re cute together.
(Also, I’d point out that your quick sketch still gives Elizabeth advantages, but the joke would only work in French.)
(For those who don’t speak French: learn it. It’s awfully hard and not particularly rewarding, but learn it anyway.)
(More seriously, one rather obscure meaning or “avantages”, French for “advantages”, is “breasts”, particularly large ones, according to Wiktionary.)
That does certainly give her an advantage in life… I’m surprised how many people like Elizabeth. She’s kind of mean. And punched him in the face.