Kickman and Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick Save Christmas (Because Kiss was unavailable)
Dec25
Merry Kickmas!
I wanted to write and compose a whole Twas the Night Before Christmas poem here, but I couldn’t fit “Generic Kung-Fu Superhero Sidekick” on a single line. I suppose I could have crammed it in there, just like Tom Lehrer did in his smash hit, The Folk Song Army… but my literary mastery refused to allow me to butcher my wordsmithyness in that fashion…
Oh, if you don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s a link to The Folk Song Army by Tom Lehrer.
While I appreciate the idea, KISS will NEVER be unavailable!
Dude, you have a wicked cool sense of humor. I’d love to see a follow-up with them at the penultimate house!
I think after the fourth house Kickman would just start place-kicking the gifts in through a window.