Flicking a pebble up into the air with your toes then using an outside crescent kick to kick the pebble through two sets of industrial zip ties. That IS bad ass.
Just a reminder that Kickman’s kicking isn’t just about power, but also precision. Also, kicking can solve any problem.
The last time I flew on a plane and was transporting a firearm, they ratcheted industrial zip ties on my checked baggage as a safety precaution, so no one could open it en route. “That doesn’t seem that secure,” I hear you cry. When I landed and picked up my bag, the airline employee couldn’t find the cutter that they normally use to cut the zip ties. They tried scissors and a box cutter but those couldn’t even scratch the things. They had to use a set of bolt cutters to de-zip my luggage. I have new respect for zip ties.
Coming up:
Is this redemption for our young, heroic narrator? Or will he fall off the wagon and bury our heroes under an avalanche of eloquent, but deadly, prose?
Find out next week in the adventures of Kickman, LLC!
Drunk?? Shouldn’t he have been doing some, er, lines?
I’ll just show myself the door…
So, apparently you CAN solve the lack of leg-room in economy flights by kicking the seat in front of you!
So the Narrator is a loose cannon, when drunk. Team Kick need to learn what his alcoholism triggers are *fast* to avoid them. He could be useful for Kick Narraboxing but the team can’t afford that if he goes antagonist when they do.