“Moles of Unusual Size? I don’t believe they exist.”
Can Blush hold it together? Can Kickman restrain his kicking power enough to not kill everybody in the tunnels? Will PETA come after Kickman, LLC for whacking that mole?
Find out in the next exciting chapter of Kickman! (begin theme music).
Is this a Rodents of Unusual Size metaphor? The Internet Oracle?
Man the Narrator can’t even open a cold one without the whole world knowing.
Just tell them its a soda man!
Opening a soda man is its own problem…
Opening a soda jerk is quite alright though.