Now everyone else wants to know though.
See, Angelina is doing the little heart thing with her hands so you know she is sincere. Well, it is a big, sharp, jagged heart… but still. She’s as adorable as a K-Pop idol.
Next week: A fairy tale wedding! And by fairy tale I mean like Grimm’s not Disney.
Subreddits Rule! (now where were we?)
/r Arrow represent! F#@% Guggenheim!
So. Kickman is being mature, imaginative and politically savvy…??!!!
It’s a trap! Who is this, and what’s he done with the *REAL* Kickman?!
You think he got mind whammied by the taint effect?
He watched Game of Thrones. He understands the value of his marital status.
Did he make it through season seven?
Probably didn’t make it to the red wedding otherwise he might re-think this whole idea.
(long shot!) Is “castration by jellyfish” a slight Casebook of Max and Ivan reference? Because they have that song..
It wasn’t meant to be. :0\
Thank goodness!
(The song is a terrible earworm)
If Succubus is powered by *illicit* sex, being married probably mutes her power gain. Most of her villain status has been a result of her unfortunate superpower mechanics, so getting married could actually be really good for her.
What if marital sex turns her into an angel instead of a demon? She could use her real name as her hero name!
Huh. I wasn’t planning on going that route, but now I may…
Of course, a classical succubus by definition must be leading a person into illicit temptation. Sanctified relationships are a sacrament in the Christian tradition (and generally blessed in the Jewish tradition) so, I think, it would be impossible for a succubus to achieve.
She should actually just pop out of existence, I suppose.
Well, she isn’t a real succubus; she only becomes one as a result of her power. I don’t think she’d disappear, but her power might.
Had the thought “what if Kickman’s a Virgin?” While it doesn’t seem likely as if nothing else some Cougar MILF (now there’s a name Cougar. Would she be a Hero or Villain, or both?) would pounce when he was a hot young, but legal, High Schooler. It does seem clear he hasn’t gotten that much action or he would have outgrown his Frat Boy attitudes. But a virgin? Only Matt knows…