Kickman Fun Fact: The person that Kickman was based on was actually hit by a soccer goal during a little league game. I AM NOT making this up! He was playing goalie and was far off his line during a high-wind game. The goal fell forward and the main cross beam hit him right across the back. He should have been crippled by all laws of physics, but fortunately because this was a public park and the grounds were not that well-maintained, there was an actual indentation in the field where he landed when he got pinned under the goal. True story.
All of this and he only got kicking powers?
He was lucky! 99% chance of fatality according to his horoscope.