Seriously, nobody saw that one coming? Don’t make me get the Quicksilver GIF back out.

That shot in panel 6 is another moment stolen from a mainstream comic, but it was NOT Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. I will give five Kick Points to the nerd that identifies where it came from. Hint: It was also written by Frank Miller.

Speaking of Kick Points… All those un-named C-list villains from 2 weeks ago are back! And they’ve got names, baby! From left to right in the strip above, here are their new names:

  • Frau Furcht (aka Madame Fear), by Xavier (could also be Ms. Dread)
  • Stylus, by Sabrina Pandora
  • Red ‘Riff, by Baufenbeast
  • Bank Shot, by Archives
  • Slitherlocks, by Cat Man
  • Foursight, by Archives
  • Devil Fairy, Baufenbeast

So congratulations! 5 Kick Points for each foster villain that you’ve adopted. I will also let you decide how they get killed in the next page! Kidding, kidding… They will no doubt have long villain lives and will make you proud to bear your name. Be sure every couple weeks to come back and loudly demand that your foster villain appear in the next Kickman strip. Or maybe in The Real Superheroines of Hive Valley… or God forbid, Java Jaguar.