Merry Christmas! Be sure to add to your 12 days of Christmas lyrics “12 Stealthy Claymores!”
So, for those of you that thought Grayhawk was Killian in disguise, sorry, better luck next time. Also, this was not the grand reveal for Grayhawk’s new costume that I envisioned. But this whole chapter was supposed to be from the point of view of the bad guys… and I found myself in a position where the assassin snuck up on the good guys… and I didn’t want to postpone Grayhawk’s new look any longer than necessary. So, I guess I’ll keep him hidden in shadows until an appropriately dramatic full-page action scene.
Oh. Also, Kickman and Grayhawk are totally dead now! Yeah, it happened! There’s no way they could have survived that with just ninja skills and super-kicking! Um, I guess I’ll start a new comic series now that Kickman’s dead. Maybe, the Adventures of Bronze Eagle? The Justice Rangers Unlimited? The Blush Diaries?
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Also, just like Diehard is a Christmas movie…. Kickman is now officially a Christmas webcomic since I published on Christmas Day. HO HO HO, Motherf******!
Overdoing the Canadian “Eh”, eh?
I’m voting for over compensating by a 48 stater….
My Canadian translator may have been glitching. Also, there was totally an extra “eh” joke hidden last week in the news ticker that nobody commented on.
Also, you do know how Canada got it’s name, right? The original government all wanted a cool 3-letter abbreviation like their southern cousin the USA. So they threw a bunch of letters into a hat. The current leader pulled three letters out of the hat and read them out loud. That’s how they got “Canada.”
Not planning on crossing the border soon, eh?*
*Do you also ghost write the wretched puns for the Sunday “Pears Before Swine”?
We may actually take a long-term house sit across the border if one becomes available in the Summer. We visited Canada during the pre-Covid era. Went to Kelowna and Penticton. We were supposed to return to Kelowna the following year to pet sit a (get this) ALPACA FARM… but Covid…
“Oh. Also, Kickman and Grayhawk are totally dead now! Yeah, it happened! ”
Oh Nooo’s! If only they had watched VNN, or gone to #KillianKills. But that clearly didn’t happen. (And Lana isn’t looking good, unless they’re using a computer generated image now as they have activated her powers and she has flown their control. Hey! Speculating’s OK)
Rest in peace Foursight and Bank Shot!
Also: Sidekick Matt in a cape!!!
What?? What happened to Foursight and Bankshot??? Did you pull their contracts? They were totally going to be the stars of Chapter 32!
I’m just assuming that’s them in the first alley. xD
Someone ignored the 1st rule of costumes, NO! CAPES!!
Do hope that at least it’s a pull-away cape…