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Okay, now I’m going to wonder what he would have said. Kickman might not be interested, but I am!
Inertial Deflector Field. Dissipates massive amounts of force. Designed to be able to deflect attacks from heroes with super strength.
He’s mentioned his inertial dampeners before. Typical supervillain, won’t shut up. 🙂
No, no. You’re thinking of the Ballistic Refraction Field. That diverts high-velocity, low mass projectiles like bullets and arrows. It remains to be seen if the field works against +1 or better magic items. 😀
“If violence doesn’t solve your problem, you’re not using enough of it” -some dude I can’t remember the name of
Pretty sure that was Buddha.
The proper quote is “If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.” and comes from a fictional book highly praised by mercenaries, pirates and other trigger-happy types in Schlock Mercenary webcomics. Other colorful maxims are such gems as “The world is richer when you turn enemies into friends, but that’s not the same as you being richer.” or “The best way to win a one-on-one fight is to be the third to arrive.” The whole webcomics is great and offers one of the most epic archive binges ever, since the comics was updated daily without fail ever since June 2000.
Dang, every day? That is impressive. Feel free to post a link to the strip, Radar.
Google wll take ou straight there, but:
https://www.schlockmercenary.com/