“Were you also given a magic alien ring and get hit by lightning?”
“What?”
“Seriously, dude! You’re taking like every single superhero origin!”
“It’s my origin story, so zip it!”
“Were you also given a magic alien ring and get hit by lightning?”
“What?”
“Seriously, dude! You’re taking like every single superhero origin!”
“It’s my origin story, so zip it!”
uhhhh, is that a dead bear under the truck?
It IS a dead bear under the truck. A three-truck-collision causes a lot of collateral damage. Especially to nature. Poor bear.
I was going to ask how a bear got to Hawaii but bears are good swimmers.
They are also decent ship captains. But not pilots. Never get on a plane if you smell bear. The identity of the bear has yet to be released to the public until the bear’s next of kin can be notified. Which apparently can take forever since this is a flashback episode.